The Spherical Cow
The Spherical Cow
Product description
Every physicist knows that solving a difficult problem sometimes begins with one simple assumption...
"Assume a spherical cow."
Our famous cow represents the spirit of theoretical physics: simplifying complex systems into idealized models to better understand how they work. While no real cow is perfectly spherical, the idea reminds us that even the most elegant theories often begin with a bold simplification.
Assume a Spherical Cow is a minimalist illustration celebrating one of science's most beloved inside jokes, created for physicists, engineers, mathematicians and anyone who appreciates clever scientific humour.
Made for science enthusiasts, students, teachers and lifelong problem-solvers alike, this playful design makes a thoughtful gift for anyone who enjoys physics, clever jokes and finding elegant solutions to complex problems. .
Designed by Nebulane — for children of the universe
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- DTG/DTF print methods for crisp, long-lasting artwork; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 20.90 | 21.60 | 22.20 | 22.90 | 23.50 | 24.10 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean